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Baron

Beautiful, handsome, every single girl in a 50 mile radius has a wet pussy when near a person name Baron.
Girl: Why am I so wet?
Girl 2: probably a Baron nearby
by Baron The Great September 12, 2020
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Baron's Pocket

In Texas Hold 'em poker when you start with a pair of twos.
A mighty Baron's Pocket there.
by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011
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The Baron's Hand

2 and 7 unsuited in poker.
That hand is worthy of The Baron himself!

Quite The Baron's Hand there.
by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011
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Baroned

to convince someone to give you money under the pretense of distress or promises of high return on investment; a financial scam
Kevin baroned Jane and bought a new Rolex.
by A financial victim February 3, 2023
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Baroned

To convince people to give you money under the pretense of distress or promises of high return on investment; a financial scam
Kevin baroned Jane and got a new Rolex.
by A financial victim February 3, 2023
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Tykke-Baron

Introduktion
Baronen, også kendt som Spisekongen, var en bemærkelsesværdig figur i gastronomiens verden. Hans legendariske appetit og udfordrende spisevaner gjorde ham til et ikon blandt de kulinariske kredse. Denne videnskabelige rapport udforsker Baronens liv, spisevaner og arv.

Biografi
Baronen blev født i en lille landsby ved navn Gourmandia. Allerede som barn viste han en utrolig interesse for mad. Hans første ord var angiveligt “chokolade”. Baronen voksede hurtigt og blev kendt for sin imponerende vægt og appetit.

Spisevaner
Baronen spiste alt, hvad der kom i hans vej. Hans daglige kost bestod af:

Morgenmad: 12 pandekager med sirup, en hel skinke og en liter kaffe.
Frokost: Tre store pizzaer, en kyllingeburger og en skål is.
Aftensmad: En hel stegt gris, en ostefondue og en portion chokoladekage.
Baronen var kendt for at udfordre sig selv. Han spiste 100 hotdogs på 10 minutter og en hel kalkun på Thanksgiving. Hans mave var en vidunderlig, men skræmmende labyrint af gastronomisk eventyr.

Arv og Legende
Baronen døde i en alder af 40 år, omgivet af tallerkener og bestik. Hans gravsten bærer inskriptionen: “Her hviler Baronen, den uovervindelige spisekonge.” Hans arv lever videre i form af madkonkurrencer og spisefestivaler.
den tykke-baron er tyk
by maggne42069 February 8, 2024
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Baron Ham

The silly blue haired gentleman rich millionaire from the band, FAKE TYPE.
Baron Ham is so cute I would definitely make him into a ham sandwich
by sakemylove December 23, 2022
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