whatever sizzles your bacon

Almost like 'whatever floats your boat', albeit different.

"I like to eat bananas at the noontime." said wingaling webster."whatever sizzles your bacon." said blueskin bernie.

by Lingwendil June 7, 2004

Bacon Zombie

Bacon Zombie is the name given to an item, meme, or pop culture obsession that becomes overdone (or to the person who refuses to get with the times). The lack of interest in said thing is so high that the mention of it causes fits of depression, annoyance and nausea in anyone who has to listen about such old and worn-out interests.

In "geek" culture around 2005-2011 (current), the two items mentioned more than anything else is a ravenous obsession for all things bacon, and a love of zombies.
When something (or someone) is a bacon zombie, they are horribly boring and tediously uninteresting due to their obsession of over-done interests.

People have moved on, and will leave a Bacon Zombie to obsess in the corner. Sadly due to their love of Bacon and Zombies, most Bacon Zombies confuse this insult with a compliment.

Todd tried to convince his friends to try Planking, but the poor Bacon Zombie was laughed at.

by Loxzen June 17, 2011

Loose Bacon Strips

1. Floppy, saggy and/or stretched out pussy lips. Often the result of child birth, but mostly linked to being a "fuck em all" whore.

2. A vertically challenged vagina. Resembles salt water taffy in a folding machine

1. Gina is such a slampig. She must really have some loose bacon strips.

by hot dog and banana fucker February 15, 2010

Bacon Hawk

A majestic hawk with bacon for wings. It was created by Destery and Nathan of the DesandNate YouTube channel.

Steven: Look uncle Destery, it's a bacon hawk!
Destery: I don't give a rat's tooth. Shutup Steven!

by notdesandnate July 17, 2012

Balconite

A general term encompassing all peoples supremely intrigued by MMORPG, RPG, RTS, FPS, TPS, Fighters, and every other type of video game. These individuals also have a tendency to role play, usually by means of DnD or LARP; they can explain the plots of most Anime's and Comics; they typically frequent science fiction and fantasy conventions; read science fiction and fantasy novels; are extremely socially awkward and usually remain in groups for social safety. A Balconite can be detected by: his/her unique fascination with fantasy, awkward social interaction, and usage of the word Epic.

Look at those two balconites larping over there.
or
That kid has a purple lightsabre and keeps using the word epic, he must be a balconite.
or
I can't beat this RPG, I should probably call my balconite buddy Jim to help me.

by Jim Raynor and Chuck Norris June 13, 2010

Balconoob

Noob defenders in Mineplex Castle Siege who lose on Sunstone because they didn't watch the balconies.

Bob: OMG WE LOST IN THE FIRST 3 MINUTES HOWWWWWW
Joe: You lost because you were a balconoob.

by FlyingTryhard April 1, 2017

Balconist

A balconist(s) is someone, or group of people, who spend a lot of time out on a balcony. Typically smoking weed or grilling. Extra points if you bring your fuzzy blanket outside while you do it. Don’t forget your dog and favorite lighter! Balconists UNITE!

I smell that sticky icky from here! It must be the balconists next door.

by nyquilhoe March 6, 2022