August 25

National Axolotl Day
axolotls are cute give them some love

"why'd you change your profile pic to an axolotl?"
"it's August 25 bro."

by white boy uwu October 16, 2019

August 7

Throw the shortest person in your friend group

Me: It’s August 7th you know what that means!
Shortest friend: Oh no

by whyamidoingthisrightnow November 9, 2019

August 14

National give the person u hate a message day

If your birthday is on August 14 then You will have a great day

by RayRay814 November 20, 2019

August 5

August 5th is the day the baddest b are born and if you are born on the 5th you hot

*twerking*

Stranger”she definitely born on august 5th”

by Shawty gawt a big old booty June 16, 2021

August 14

When the baddest bishes was born baby

Boy:dang she born in August

Girl:yea
Boy:what day
Girl:August 14
Boy:ooh she a bad bish

by Thattbishh November 5, 2019

August 31st

If u are lucky you are born on this day. Only GOATS are born on August 31. You are physically and mentally awesome.

Ricardo- hey when’s your birthday

Shiniqua- it’s August 31st.

Ricardo- you are literally the GOAT

by Boogieman53553 November 15, 2019

august 29

the bday belonging to the cutest people out there <3

“when’s your bday?”
“august 29”

“alexa, play lover by taylor swift”

by chaoticneutral2019 October 20, 2021