autistic bean disorder

‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’

‘Lillie loves to shove beans in her hair cause she has the autistic bean disorder’

by Daniel19 December 13, 2019

Autistic wanna-be Voldemort

Also known as Mr. Peter Dutton.

While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.

Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.

by The professional definers June 8, 2025

Autistic

Anyone by the name of Raymond

Hello I'm Raymond (autistic)

by tsnbolo April 25, 2020

autistic fish

carson

carson: travis scott fish
giora: shut up you autistic fish

by meowowwowowowowowowowi October 3, 2021

autistic puberty laugh

A very low-quality laugh, often ironic.

EEhAaaaaHHHaaeeuuuuhhh
sounds like autistic puberty laugh

by dummyville October 3, 2019

Autistic Goofy Ass

A male or female that have Re-fuck glasses that make there eyes bigger then a RightNut and talk like a ghetto fuck face. Sometimes they are shorter then a premature boys cum shot.

Ghetto Ass One: you look like a damn acorn

Ghetto Ass Two: At least I don’t look like an Autistic Goofy Ass

by Free Ya Boi Shmurda May 28, 2018

autistic eye contact

When autistic people (who are repulsed by eye contact in some fashion) make pseudo-eye contact by looking at whatever they look at instead of eyes to simulate eye contact. Can be for comedic or serious reasons.

The yippee all made autistic eye contact with each other.

by Wilbur Vincent February 21, 2024