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Australia

A beautiful land that doesn't masquerade as a Commonwealth country it is one. There are pockets of racism, xenophobia and whatnot, but there a lot of positives and these should be celebrated. I know someone from there who thought it was crap and then he spent a year in Europe well actually the main purpose of his trip was to be an airport bum checking out the airports over there, and let's just say he didn't think so after that.
Australia rocks. It's airports rock too.
by Paul Ward October 24, 2006
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australian

People who are citizens of Australia, one of the best countrys in the world.

Australians have been stereotyped as a lazy, kangaroo riding, annoying group with crappy accents. NOT TRUE!

But we dont care if people take the piss out of us. People are lining up to come in, that must mean something!
Australians are an awesome bunch. Except for that dude John Howard, we should get rid of him.
by Quokka September 5, 2005
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australia

best mother fucking country in the world. any mofos who think any different can burn in hell for all i care. best at most sports ( not including them american "sports" like baseball and poofball (oh wait gridiron)) we'll kick ur ass at cricket, AFL (best form of football on this earth) swimming (not a real sport) etc. we'll out drink you any day. our laid back attitude kicks ass. our military is one of the best trained in the world. dont judge us by our dickhead Politicians cause well all politicians are dickheads. any wayz Australia kicks ass FULLSTOP.
by 35acu 4 life September 19, 2005
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Australian Netflix

Australian Netflix is like cancer, it doesn't go away once it comes.
by JamieDuke May 28, 2015
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australian aboriginal pancake helicopter woodchipper

The Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper is when you lie in the middle of the Australian desert with a naked Aboriginal man with a meth addiction on top of you and have him spin his dick around inside your anus like a helicopter as he chants and plays the didgeridoo. Then you are to squat in a sumo stance and scream out "TIMBERRR!" as you fart out all the contents from your shart drain. This is best done at 8am as it minimises dehydration for the woodchipping process.
Oi Dylan mate, just got me some sheila and did a fat pancake on her. She blasted so much at my face I look like Andrew with how many freckles I got!

Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!
by trickysamurai March 15, 2019
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Australia

Australia: FIRE
Australia=FIRE
by thtat_creators February 28, 2020
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Australian Wax

Far more extensive than a basic bikini wax, an Australian Wax comprises total pubic epilation, removing ALL genital hair completely, from both the front and back of the pelvic region. It is usually performed with heated wax applied to the skin. Strips of cloth are then smoothed firmly over the wax. Once the wax has hardened sufficiently, the strip is very quickly peeled off the skin, taking the unwanted body-hair with it.
She plans to wear a g-string bikini on her vacation, so she's scheduled an appointment for an Australian Wax the week before she leaves. She doesn't want ANY hair 'down under' to show when she's lounging on the beach!
by MonaLisa65 March 4, 2011
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