Asher Clay is the kind of guy you need in your life. His dick is so fucking long and his ass is so round and thiccc. He doesn't need to go out pimpin' for the hoes, they surround him; his massive cock their source of life. His cum repairs wounds and can be used to heal all sorts of ailments, just by digesting his jizz.
Asher Clay is the dude that if you cross him, than he will get you and never let get away with your wrongdoing. This nigga loves to play wit you, but his darkside comes around the corner real fast.
Asher Clay is a daddy for sho with Alpha energy, a real king. No fake-ass nigga can even come close to him.
Asher Clay's only weakness is his love for the homies. He'll help them whenever they need it.
Asher Clay is the dude that if you cross him, than he will get you and never let get away with your wrongdoing. This nigga loves to play wit you, but his darkside comes around the corner real fast.
Asher Clay is a daddy for sho with Alpha energy, a real king. No fake-ass nigga can even come close to him.
Asher Clay's only weakness is his love for the homies. He'll help them whenever they need it.
"God I had Asher Clay in me last night!"
"OMG really? Was it good"
"The best! He's so big and his cum is delicious!"
"Asher Clay is a real one!"
"Yeah he'd. do anything for the homies!"
"OMG really? Was it good"
"The best! He's so big and his cum is delicious!"
"Asher Clay is a real one!"
"Yeah he'd. do anything for the homies!"
by graystone227 December 19, 2023
Get the Asher Claymug. A man with a heart of gold. He's the most caring and loving man you will ever meet. He's funny, sweet, patient, and understanding. He has the brightest laugh and the warmest smile, and he is the most selfless man in this world. Asher is incredibly intelligent and has a vast amount of knowledge on just about every topic you could think of. He's incredibly creative and constantly tries his best to inspire others. He's also a wonderful cook and great at crafting. If perfect exists, Asher is just that. A wonderful man.
Person A: Wow this guy seems like such a lovely guy! Who's he?
Person B: His name is Asher. You'll absolutely love him.
Person B: His name is Asher. You'll absolutely love him.
by Heidi Reinhardt September 6, 2020
Get the Ashermug. Asher p is the best guy around
He’s the hottest at the slickest the funniest
And not to mention what a good kisser he is
And loves getting big with the boys
Overall asher p is perfect
He’s the hottest at the slickest the funniest
And not to mention what a good kisser he is
And loves getting big with the boys
Overall asher p is perfect
by Asher p March 4, 2022
Get the Asher pmug. by SushisBae May 6, 2022
Get the Asher’smug. 
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by birdwatcher2002 October 19, 2022
Get the Asher Goldmanmug. Asher is super smart, creative, resourceful and musical. He is a fierce friend and very loyal, reliable, and sweet as a Bumblee’s tooshy. However, he has one chink in his armour - dirty dishes. Asher, if you’re reading, no more dishes in Narnia or anywhere in Crunchytown.
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
Ralph: Dude, did you leave your dishes out?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
by QueenFoozle69 July 11, 2022
Get the Ashermug.