two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.

Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.

by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015

per victor

smells bad, often a ginger and hate his job.

You need to take a shower! You smell like Per Victor!

by wowoowowowowow December 12, 2016

per curiam

The way the court signs a decision when the ruling is fucking obvious or the justices don't want to be individually called out.

Per Curiam.
You're an asshole.

by Lucinda G. March 7, 2016

Olle Pers

Olle Pers is a description of a peson whom is sexy af and gets all girls that one walks by. Hes dick is HUUUUGE and he is king at all games.

O SHIT ITS OLLE PERS!!! HE IS SO HOT AND ILL SUCK HIS DICK EVEN THO IM A STRAIGHT MALE

by Perstorpen October 11, 2018

per ingvar

Just hates nikolai and markus

you are souch per ingvar
i know

by niggafagoter November 6, 2018

swamp ass damage per second

Bwamp.

Did you see that damage? that was some swamp ass damage per second.

by Strken November 21, 2019

Jenna Per Toe

Jenna is a roasted sweet potato toe. She is kind of boring there is nothing to write about. KIDDING. She likes to have fun but she is a bit of lesbian, so if you're a girl you better watch out! Jen Jen Jenna.

Oh No! Omg is that a Jenna Per Toe!?"

by couchsweetpotato May 15, 2019