Apple

The reason communism and YouTube's copyright laws still exist.

Apple wants to fucking control and suck money out of EVERYTHING. I can't download any small fun app because nooooo, a PaRt Of ThE pRoFiTs MuSt Go To ApPlE.
I can't fucking design my phone's own UI to however I want! No, Apple wants to shove their fucking bullshit design and propaganda up your face so hard you'll become a fanboy sheep just like all the other 1.4 BILLION idiots who still think it is cool bEcAuSe ItS aPpLe

by unnamed7billion September 23, 2020

Apple

How tf do you not know what a fucking apple is nigga

Your fucking stupid if you don't know what a APPLE is

by FredChillin September 21, 2020

apple

a company that makes very VERY, overpriced products

hey, where did u buy your phone?
"from apple isn't it coo-"
slap

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021

Apple

large cherry huuuuge big fat cherry my god that is one big big big big cherry so huge and large and big and plump and humongous

i just ate an apple which is a very large cherry goddamn

by Reddy'sOnTheInternet May 22, 2023

apple

Buy pc.

Apple is a virus, it will destroy your life

by Obex December 12, 2016

apple

A word that Urban Dictionary doesn't attack you for searching up, unlike pineapple

seriously, fix that shit! I like pineapples, not just apples!

by Pokecrosser101 August 15, 2017

Apple

(N)The big brother of technology

(N)The worlds greatest spy

1.My phone was hacked by Apple
2.My iPhone camera is always on because Apple is watching me.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe January 15, 2018