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Apontify

To improve, enhance, refine, adjust for a wider audience, make more engaging and/or entertaining, to facilitate success for the user. Over the top, enthusiastic, celebratory, wildly attention grabbing, classy but loud. Also used when a typically meek individual shows themselves to be covertly bad-ass.
Apontify is a verb, so you can use it past, present and future!

It's a great idea, but apontify before you submit it to the committee.
Daaaaaaamn, girl! I see you've been apontified! It's about time!
by Mrs. Amomte July 6, 2020
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Arostegui

A short gay man, who sucks cum out of anteaters, and loves raping Monday cat, he can’t pull bitches so he rapes digital cats and gay anteaters
Your such an Arostegui

No I’m not!
by NottrippArostegui October 5, 2023
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tote aponte

by Anonymous August 18, 2003
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apestoso

a dirty smelly asshole. someones who doesn't care if they stink or not.
steve stunk up the restroom and left the ass gasket on the toilet seat, he is an apestoso
by johny g string September 28, 2008
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APOTUS

APologist Of The United States. (Sometimes: AOTUS)

It is a pun on POTUS (President Of The United States).

A term used to describe President Obama's constant apologizing to foreign governments and despots for the actions of the United States and the Ameican people.
"The APOTUS trip to Europe was a total disaster. He apologized for 'American arrogance', but failed to realize how much arrogance is coming out of western Europe."
by higg, pa. April 20, 2009
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apostate prophet

The apostate prophet is a youtuber who makes videos hating on Islam and religions in general, he is the peak definition of a reddit atheist.
person 1: "hey, do you watch the apostate prophet?"

person 2: "no, i have better things to do."
person 1: "agreed, he is a true reddit atheist."
by rixtertrixter August 4, 2021
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apolstery crack

What happens to one when riding in a fast car with a friend and you get so scared you squeeze the apolstery from the seat between your butt cheeks thus having apolstery crack as the end result.
He was driving so fast that the girl in the back seat clenched her butt cheeks together so hard she got apolstery crack.
by Nightvision September 19, 2007
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