anus explosion

when your anus explodes from a furious bowel movement.

I thought it would be a soft crap, but little did i know, it was an anus explosion.

by MisterFister6969696969 July 29, 2016

squirrel anus

Often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; Squirrel Anus is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.

My wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. Little did she know that I had the squirrel anus.

by Rodger Simmons November 12, 2014

anus panus

kcp term. anus panus. an obsession with butthole and penis.

mmm I love anus panus

by Anus Panus July 9, 2014

Fire Anus

When you eat too much Taco Bell with too much hot sauce

Hey bro I have fire anus

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX October 28, 2018

Anus juice

Juice that comes out when you shat everywhere. Commonly seen flowing down somebody's leg.

There is anus juice all over my carpet!

by icantmove August 19, 2011

Famous Anus

1. Having too many Famous Amos cookies, therefore giving you horrible diarrhea.

2. Accidentally dropping your cookie in milk and forgetting that it's there until you get done drinking it. The blob that's left forms a doo-doo shape called a Famous Anus.

"Dude, I shouldn't have eaten so many cookies. Now I got the Famous Anus"

"What is that? Oh, I forgot I dropped that in there earlier. I'm not gonna eat that Famous Anus"

by Charbickus March 21, 2008

anus bomb

When your on the toilet and a huge painful turd shoots from your ass at over 100MPH and breaks the toilet and your ass and you have to go to the hospital and they tell you your fine but a geyser of blood is shooting out your anus. Caused from chipoltle and laxatives. Mega anus bombs acre when some one spikes your chipotle with laxatives this will kill you.

OHHHH shit i just had my butt fall to the floor due to me eating to much chipoltle causing a anus bomb.

by rex reakts November 19, 2018