angry papa

when your dad gets mad and whips out his dick and smacks you with it.
"No Mr.Brunsmia I didnt sneak out, dont angry papa me."
by Ajt 5991 January 19, 2010
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Angry father

When a father catches his daughter having sex outside in a cementary, he takes a shovel and thrusts it in the back of the guys head killing the guy. Blood drips on the females titties and is then ordered to go home immediately and take care of her brother.
"This guy I was dating got angry fathered last weekend. I didn't even get to fully enjoy it."
by Jorfy February 9, 2014
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Angry cyclops

the act of spreading your ass cheeks and farting in someones face... yes it is as disturbing as it sounds
dude my girl friend was bitching at me all day yesterday so i gave her an angry cyclops
by el escritorio October 20, 2009
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angry unicorn

Angry unicorn - To wear a strap on dildo on your head and angrily thrust it into someones vagina and or ass.

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Goddamnit my neck hurts, can we please stop doing the angry unicorn?
by conjuu February 20, 2005
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Angry Mainer

When a man takes another man's fist and fists his own ass.
Dude, that guy was so hardcore, he always wants to do an Angry Mainer.
by Mr. Mainer November 22, 2010
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Angry Jacobs

Spawned while watching Brandon Jacobs of the NY Giants running angrily - It dictates to what can be described as an open-ended, phallic definition of random sex play... you can use your imagination and get creative, but it must involve hot sauce.
Dear lord, the whole house is shaking & it smells like Franks Red Hot! ... Hector must be giving her the Angry Jacobs.
by mikey whipwreck December 17, 2010
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Angry Juice

(noun); A word of any alcohol/spirits drink that gives off a bad reaction to the person who drinks it, 'causing them to get angry, depending on what type of alcohol/spirits drink that they consumed.
person 1: What's up with my brother? He's getting mad all of the sudden?

person 2: Oh, I just simply gave him rum and that was it.

person 1: You gave him rum?!? Oh shit, that's his angry juice man.
by MSoles7 December 30, 2011
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