1 definition by mikey whipwreck
Spawned while watching Brandon Jacobs of the NY Giants running angrily - It dictates to what can be described as an open-ended, phallic definition of random sex play... you can use your imagination and get creative, but it must involve hot sauce.
Dear lord, the whole house is shaking & it smells like Franks Red Hot! ... Hector must be giving her the Angry Jacobs.
by mikey whipwreck December 15, 2010
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