The biggest bitch ever. He has a ginormous afro and smells like cigarettes, he has a girlfriend which god only gave him one because he felt bad. His girlfriend is also a bitch which is a shit owner with a shit boyfriend with a shit life and a shit family and was a mistake, Abraham Robinsom also is gay and he just couldnt say no because he was desperate, and he has a addiction for furry porn and gay furry porn and masturbates alot.
by s1nn January 2, 2020
Get the Abraham Robinsonmug. A guy history books (mis)lead people (especially brown people) into believing his intentions were more noble than they actually were. He was from Kentucky (the South) even though Illinois was called the land of Lincoln since that was where he rose to prominence. Had the South won the Civil War, the narrative wouldn't have been that he was a hero, it would have been that he was a traitor, so in order to protect himself, he had to make sure the North won at any cost. The same history books that write that Lincoln was a hero or a great man also write that guys like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were great men even though they owned slaves.
People seem to forget Abraham Lincoln was a politician and didn't give a fuck about them or future generations of their families, and though it's time the country saw a female president, a female politician would do all the same things as a guy, because she would come from the same human/inhuman race as the male politicians and everyone else, and would be capable of any evil and human weakness a male politician was.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
Get the Abraham Lincolnmug. Wes was thinking about he was going to Abraham aim his girlfriend, but he forgot his Viagra, and the evening was ruined.
by Hellow_Moto December 25, 2021
Get the abraham aimmug. Such a majestic god like creature... so hot with a huge cock that can overwhelm any girl at the bar with just a glimpse through his dick imprint on his pants.... very interesting guy who knows to play all instruments without even trying like literally can play anything even the strings to a girls heart. He really knows how to fuck and fuck he does, most girls can’t keep undressing him with their eyes; did I say he has a huge cock? Well he does. With each tattoo you find on him well just gives him an extra inch to his penis not like he needs any more but all seriousness if you have him keep him before he goes to a different path of life helping others and giving wink wink
Dayium is that Abraham can’t believe I didn’t give him a chance before * kamikaze self* friend of her’s: NOOO!!!! Debra why!!?!??!!!
by Indeed November 22, 2021
Get the Abrahammug. An expression of religious extremism that understands that the Christian, Islamic, and Jewish pursuit of ideological fundamentalism, while defined with different cultural and historic terminology, represents the ideals of the same death cult.
In America, the fundamentalist Christians highlight the atrocities of Muslim extremists while turning a blind eye to their own sins, sins that reflect the values of the extremists they berate. Ultimately, what they fail to realize is that they are both part of the same death cult. Abrahamic extremism embodies the murderous pursuits of the three branches of the Abrahamic traditions.
by Against the tribes November 5, 2023
Get the Abrahamic Extremismmug. lily: “did you see how cute melissa and abraham look together?”
sarah: “omg yes i want to be in a relationship like theirs!!”
sarah: “omg yes i want to be in a relationship like theirs!!”
by gsjshhejsha November 26, 2022
Get the melissa and abrahammug. by Anonymous Alligator January 14, 2022
Get the Abraham Lincolnmug.