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An Alice is a person who is smart in math. They are terrible in almost any other subject. Very untalented as well. They'll try to do some things, but they try too hard that they don't succeed. Most likely an emo typed person. Very very dark and depressing, also. If they EVER have a crush on someone, it will be hard for them to move on for a long time, specially if they confessed. Alice's are super emotional. Do NOT make them feel useless or anything that will make them break their heart. Adding on, Alice's are have a lot of animosity towards people. They will love one person, but that's pretty much it.
Person 1: "Dudeeeee! How'd they get another A+ in math?! I got a C again, math is sooo hard!"
Person 2: "I know right! Same, though, got a C, too."
Person 1: "What's weird is that they failed in almost every other subject,"
Person 2: "Oh wow, the must be an Alice!" :0
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a frikin big crybaby who has no frikin friends and lives in a frikin dump!
she is so innoying she must be an alice
alice by ihatealice June 9, 2020
Alice is a bitch who every one hates
Ugh it's Alice that fugly sluts
Alice by I knew it💩 November 13, 2014
A quirky, punk complete geek. She's loyal but moody and sweet but stern. She likes to pt her hair in funky designs and do crazy, immature things, but is intelligent and grown-up when she needs to be. Also has great taste in music!
Wow, that chick is just such an Alice.
Alice by B@man November 21, 2011
An amazingly bright girl with a fab sense of humour and not shy of letting other people know about it. Usually blonde and VERY sexy...
Alice: well hello
Person: Hi *sexy wink*
Alice by ALLAY June 22, 2013
Alice seems to come off really mean at first but when you get to know her you soon realize she's super sweet. She will always stand up for her friends and will never let you down . Alice really is one of a kind. Did I mention she is sexy slim and tall usually has shoulder length blonde hair rosey cheeks and is an amazing kisser. Alice usually ends up with a guy who has brown hair,sweet,and his first name usually starts with a "L".
Luke:I'm dating a girl named Alice she's so sweet and sexy.
Kaleb: You mean Alice the mean one.
Luke: she seems mean at first but she's actually really sweet.
Alice by Day_Dreamer November 9, 2019
A well rounded person:
A very sexy young woman with blonde wavy hair, a great pair of tits and a huge ass. An Alice is the life and soul of the party and she knows where it's at. She's of utmost perfection and gives amazing sex. Her blow jobs are the best. Not only is an Alice beautiful, she is intelligent. She often has large blue eyes. An Alice is every boy's dream. If he doesn't have one, he wants one.

(This originates from Disney's Alice In Wonderland.)
Damn, I can't believe I let that girl go, she was an Alice.
Dude, did you see that Alice at the party last night.
I can't believe he has an Alice and I don't.
I might dump my Chloe for an Alice.
Alice by roseandjim June 9, 2013