One Armed Scissor

A knife

Woah nice butter-one armed scissor

by A guy with a face August 5, 2008

Ahmed

Ahmed is the sexiest Muslim in the world, if you find and Ahmed chances are you will fall in love with him quickly. He is sweetest most prettiest most amazing dude ever. His face is as pretty as the galaxies at night. He is always a very trustable person in general. All the girls want him and he breaks hearts but that don’t matter cuz he still gets them regardless. So if you see an ahmed date him because you can never resist

Wow look at Ahmed

by SavageFrickerMan November 11, 2020

Ahmed06

He's the scapegoat of every bad action you've ever made. He's a figment of your imagination that you invented in order to not go insane.

Guy1: Man Ahmed06 has been burning down orphanages left and right. How hasn't he been caught yet?!?!

Guy2: What are you on about? That was you... You burned them down.

Guy1: ...

by Fu5karN September 21, 2023

Ahmed Chalabi

An international criminal who will bring law and order to Iraq. At least according to Bush.

Yanno, there are times when I think Baghdad Bob was right; most Americans think Iraqis are retarded, but we are retarded.

by Xyzzy September 21, 2004

armed

Having arms

I am armed. Painting this house will be much easier.

by Bill Frasier November 2, 2008

Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist

A skeleton ventiliquists dummy who is famous for his phases 'Silence! I kill you!', 'Stop touching me!' and 'Knock Knock!' 'Who's there?' 'Me! I kill you!'

As Ahkmed is the body of an Muslim Suicide Bomber working for Bin Laden, some people may recognise accent and phrases and take offence, paticullarly if they are Muslim, or Indian. (Not being racist here)

Joey: Hey, I got Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist on my cell phone!
Steve: 'Cool! Let's hear it!'
Ahkmed: 'Silence! I kill you!'
Masood: 'Is that a suicide bomber? That's so racist!'

by DramionePerfected May 17, 2010

ahmed

he is a god and he would steal ur girl if he really wanted to

hide ur girl its ahmed

by Swagpimp111 June 6, 2018