AIDS is an acronym for a medical condition known as "Asshole Invaders Death Syndrome." The condition is fatal, and is typically spread through anus to penis contact. Broadway musicals, Chrysler PT Cruisers, and lisping have also been linked to the disease. Symptoms of the illness include death. While there is currently no cure, the "Spread It If You Get It" (SIIYGI) movement has become increasingly popular in African populations.
Joe: Hey Jim, I bet if Africa had oil, people would give a shit about the AIDS epidemic there.
Jim: Yeah.
Jim: Yeah.
by Dr. Allen Grant, Ph.D. December 17, 2008
Get the AIDSmug. by christy June 11, 2006
Get the AIDSmug. Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome....or (not 2 b offensive) but people say "thats as gay as aids" or "thats so aids" when andgered or bored or disappointed.
by XxXnotsoemoXxX April 9, 2008
Get the aidsmug. Stands for Aquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. FACT: AIDS were created by the government in order to scare the gay community into not being gay.
Guy 1: Hey, babe, what the hell are AIDS?
Guy 2: Idk, let's fuck though, I feel horny.
TEN MONTHS LATER...
Doctor: You tested positive for aids. (hides AIDS needle in process)
Guy 1 and 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Idk, let's fuck though, I feel horny.
TEN MONTHS LATER...
Doctor: You tested positive for aids. (hides AIDS needle in process)
Guy 1 and 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
by Ain't nobody got time for dis! February 4, 2013
Get the AIDSmug. 
Alcohol
Induced
Depression
Syndrome.
In other words, when one gets depressed under the effect of alcohol.
Induced
Depression
Syndrome.
In other words, when one gets depressed under the effect of alcohol.
- Dude, Mary's crying for no reason!
- Don't worry, she has AIDS.
- She what?!
- Alcohol-induced depression syndrome.
- Ah, that's OK then.
- Don't worry, she has AIDS.
- She what?!
- Alcohol-induced depression syndrome.
- Ah, that's OK then.
by nariamod October 12, 2008
Get the AIDSmug. by Sammytheking May 10, 2006
Get the aidsmug.