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The Agents

The Agents (code names: H, L, and E), founded in early 2007, hold PHd's in kicking ass and taking names. They are rockstars of the highest caliber and pretty much pown everything. The Agents are adored by all, understood by few, and sexed up by whomever they choose.

They save children, but not the British children.
1) Creepers should never mess with the Agents, lest they they get powned like Cyrano de Bergerac powned Montfleury.

2) Agent L is so sexy, a greek man asked for a picture with her to prove she was real.

3) Every barista in the greater Pacific Northwest is infatuated with Agent E.

4) Agent H has been begged by the Queen never to return to the British Isles because of the flood of broken hearts she leaves in her wake. She is currently considering the plea. And planning another trip.

5) "Dude, I'm not going to mess with the biker guy with a rifle! He went to Harvard, and he's strangely sexy. He's way too Agent."
by Jujubear September 30, 2007
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agent orange

alias of rapper Cage from the Smut Peddlers
Dick Starbuck and Agent Orange, Porno detectives
by Evan August 14, 2003
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double agent

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
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FBI Agent

Female Body Inspector
Girlfriend: "I want you to be my FBI Agent"
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agent

A citizen of another country (non-US)who provides information and/or services of importance to the CIA. The country's government generally remains unaware that the agent is working with the CIA.
I'm not an agent working for the CIA, I'm an Officer working for the CIA! There's a big difference. An officer is generally a United States citizen trained by the CIA. An agent is just some bozo we hire to backstab his country. They're 2 completely different positions! Now that I've told you this, I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you.
by inane5 February 7, 2005
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Agent Zero

The sneaky inserting of a finger or thumb (agent) into the anus (the zero) of a sexual partner. It is paramount that the receiver is not aware of the agent (finger or thumb), and that the zero (anus) is penetrated sneakily without early detection.
Guy 1: "Yo last night I gave her an Agent Zero! She never expected it until it was in!"

Guy 2: "No way, she never knew it was coming!?"
Guy 1: "Not until my finger was in her anus!"
by Scoticvs September 29, 2009
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agent orange

a term used by james and chris to describe a certain individual called tom whelan
by whelan January 28, 2005
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