Absolute Moron 

The difference between "You're" and "Your"

If you miss the apostrophe out of "You're", you're a Absolute moron.

Absolute Moron by Ben Tricarico November 24, 2006

Absolute unit 

A person that has a lot of body fat, but is very strong. On the outside they appear to be overweight and fat, but on the inside they could probably backsquat more than twice your body weight.

Guy 1: Him. I want him on the team.
Guy 2: Are you sure? That guy is really overweight.
Guy 1: Yeah, but that dude can deadlift 400lbs. He's an absolute unit.

Absolute unit by UrbanDovakiin January 6, 2019

absolute umit 

Typically used as a cute way of describing round or chubby animals.

That bird is an absolute umit

absolute umit by LLovoJJ October 7, 2019

Absolute savage 

A term used by someone of an older generation to describe themselves as tough or macho when they're actually lame as fuck. Usually done to attempt to relate to the younger generation, unsuccessfully.

Mark keeps calling himself an absolute savage for doing a half hour on the elliptical every day while we lift.

Absolute savage by Notasavage July 19, 2017

absolute spa 

1. the name of the health spa at the marriott hotel in galway.
2. a complete idiot

"Mícheál is an absolute spa"

absolute spa by Bidsey August 19, 2006

Absolute Unit 

Someone with a massive presence and extreme masculinity

Oh look at jade she’s such an absolute unit

Absolute Unit by SBUnit August 11, 2019

absolute fucking unit

a person can win a baskball game without teammates and destorys lebron james

he absolute fucking unit on the baskball court

absolute fucking unit by fwejweoieijf August 24, 2021