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Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins

Aunt Arctic Pizza is a secret society of penguin who dress in pizzas, a pink beanie and glasses. They all are green and will not accept any other color penguins because they are racist little jerks. Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins, (Or AAPP) go around in costume spamming words and stealing puffles to eat after a hard day of raiding. Their weaknesses include the ban hammer, orange puffles, Penguins from the parlor, and mad pizza chiefs with an appetite. If you are faced with an Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguin, smile cause your probably on CherryCheese's video.
"Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins ate my puffle!"
by CherryCheese November 23, 2019
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Arctic penguin

Someone who looks like there in the right sort of place but is not. Comes from the fact that many people think Penguins live in the North Pole but they actually live in the South Pole.
Mark "Hey Jerry you love to surf hit those gnarly waves!"

Jerry "Ummm alright i'll try" (Splash plonk")

A very large crowd of critising onlookers " FAIL! what an arctic penguin!"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010
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Arctic mudslide

The act of freezing a cup of diarrhea and the placing it on your partner’s chest while having sexual intercourse. As it melts it resembles a mudslide
Hey man I gave her the arctic mudslide last night I think she loved it
by Sick fuck 82 July 28, 2023
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arctic wolves

A large Army Stryker based bureaucracy in Alaska that is known for its tone deaf taskings, endless meetings, CYA actions, last minute requirements and staff officers who really can’t plan....at all, God bless them. The Arctic Wolves are akin to a group of ostracized wolves from a pack; retarded wolves...the ones that ride the short tundra bus, but just don’t know it yet.

Yes, the Arctic Wolves are a sight to behold in action. Leaders come there to notch an OER bullet on the back of Soldiers, oblivious to their own career’s real mortality in Alaska, and Soldiers come there thinking they will get time to explore Alaska. Neither view is real.
Bro, so the “Arctic Wolves” let us live in shit for the last 5 years, take our time away for stupidity, task the hell out of us with red cycle tasks, put civilians in our HHQ that are mildly retarded, and keep bringing officers up that like to brown nose the shit out of their boss. Yeah...and they say we aren’t reenlisting because it’s the Alaska dark and cold hahaha. Bro, seriously they’re oblivious. It’s them...the organization.
by The Dude Lives June 12, 2021
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Arctic

When something is unexpectedly good or cool
Person 1: Bro watch this bike trick
Person 2: That was totally arctic
by M. P. Vetoes June 29, 2024
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Arctic Mitt

When you soak then freeze a glove. Once frozen you proceed to have intercourse with it.
Such a hot day. Can’t wait to go to town with my Arctic Mitt once I get home.
by CplBloggins March 31, 2022
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arctic chokmunchies

another version of the word arabian
when someone is asleep and you put ur ballsack into their mouth (teabag) then slap ur coc across their face then shaft it up a nostrill to make them chok and chew
dan- man shes mighty fine bor
tom- lets ravage her dude
dan- how about the arctic chokmunchies?
tom- gud 1 then shel recognise the true meaning of chew
by ben dover jr January 14, 2008
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