The most wonderful person in the world who cares for everyone, even the people who she hates and who hates her. all in all she is a caring person. she is the most smartest person in the grade. When you meet her, she will instantly make you smile. She does things that you would never do. Like eating pinkberry off the ground. She is kind and sweet. But can be very aggressive when she needs to. She is beautiful in every way possible. The best friend anyone could ever have. She has read every book known to man. She plays the piano and although not very athletic she is passionate about streb. She is the nicest person you will ever meet.
hey, whats your name?
guess, i love streb, pinkberry even off the ground! well whats my name?
ALMA!!!
guess, i love streb, pinkberry even off the ground! well whats my name?
ALMA!!!
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The act of deceiving a receptive sexual partner into thinking you're unwrapping and putting on a condom, while in reality you're simply unwrapping and consuming a candy bar. Success depends in large part on your partner's non-visualization of your hands and penis, either by means of a darkened room or sexual positioning (e.g. doggy style), as well as lack of familiarity with the feel of a bare vs. sheathed penis. May be additionally satisfying if you're able to consume the candy bar while actively having bareback intercourse.
"Sarah was drunk and totally DTF last night, but I didn't have any jim hats on hand, so I just turned off the lights and pulled an almond joy."
"My blind girlfriend was a virgin before we dated, so I felt pretty comfortable giving her an almond joy without risking an STD."
That dude doesn't like to bareback, but he's so high on ecstasy he doesn't even know that the guy behind him just slipped it in almond joy style.
"My blind girlfriend was a virgin before we dated, so I felt pretty comfortable giving her an almond joy without risking an STD."
That dude doesn't like to bareback, but he's so high on ecstasy he doesn't even know that the guy behind him just slipped it in almond joy style.
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Get the almeja mug.Alma is very beautiful her eye are beautiful brown. But the thing is that if you mess with her and she anit going to treat you the same. She has been thorough shit. But when you see her she seem like a bitch but she anit one. She will make you laugh when you're sad. She will have you back no matter what. She is very easy to talk. Just know that is you have a Alma in your live be lucky to have her.
She is the life of the party. Strong. Had a humor. Down to earth. Love her family,friends,and you. She is Alma
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