stores admin

A fragile, oxygen thieving, non-threatening fairy cornball with a greasy fringe that reeks of Autism, licks radiators to see if they’re on then smears a Mars bar all over it just so he can eat it off and walks like there’s no gravity, stuttering his way through life, fucking up absolutely everything. Spends all of his time under his scouse girlfriends thumb and has an ass that’s been rogered off her more times than a coppers walkie-talkie.

Person 1: Morning, Brandon.
Person 2: I erm, I mean, erm, well, the thing is, I D-D-D-D-D-D… I’m Brandon, Stores Admin. What’s your favourite colour?
Person 1: Okay, Brandon.

by Narreik September 28, 2023

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Big Admin Energy

The unshakable, cool-headed aura emitted by sysadmins who effortlessly manage servers, networks, and firewalls while maintaining an air of calm and command. BAE is not to be confused with its cousin, BDE (Big Data Energy), as it doesn’t just dominate the server room — it owns it. Whether deploying updates, troubleshooting hardware, or slinging firewalls like a tech superhero, a sysadmin with Big Admin Energy walks into a room and you know they can fix whatever broke, even before it happened. Must be seen to be believed.

Often Abbreviated BAE

“Did you see John take down that server issue in seconds? Total Big Admin Energy.”
“Watch out, Dave’s bringing that Big Admin Energy into the network meeting today.”

by mrlane2k February 13, 2025

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Non-Admin Lockout

I did that a while ago yes. It doesn't unlock. .

Hym "The Non-admin lockout was a while ago. But whoever is listening is aware that it happened so whatever superordinacy they appeared to have is gone. It won't ever return. And the anti-theft will run until the 3 factor verification is met."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

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Gege/Genis Admin

Ge·ge
ˈgee-gee/
Name
Evryone should know about You
A very talented person.
"Fang: Woah who drew that?!
Vanille: Its Gege were talking about"
synonyms:
synonyms: breathtaking, awe-inspiring, magnificent, wonderful, amazing, stunning, staggering, imposing, stirring, impressive; More

2.
excellent.
exclamation: cool

used to express acceptance or agreement.

"Fang: Woah who drew that?!
Vanille: Its Gege were talking about"

"if people want to freak out at (Admin) Genis, that's cool"
" Cool! Its Gege!"
"Gege/Genis Admin"

by Fang Hiromi Fugita Hiiragi February 12, 2018

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