Absolute Peach

A term used to refer to an extremely good goal in football.

Messi with an absolute PEACH of a finish against Liverpool.

by WillyGG123 May 2, 2019

Absolute spice

A good looking lass/a fit lass

That lass looks absolute spice

by Absolute spice January 5, 2018

Absolute Croissant

A less harsh way of insulting someone by using food as cover to your overly attached persona to swear words.

Person 1: "I think the moon landing was faked"
You: "Please shut your face, you absolute croissant"

by Don'tknowwhatyou'retalkingbout May 22, 2016

Absolute Virgin

Someone who would never in there life lose there virginity

I am esteban mcgraw the Absolute Virgin #vaginawhore #cringegod

by rna.bryan October 19, 2019

Absolutely No Drip

This word stems from a man named Javari Stewart, known for having absolutely zero drip whatsoever.

Javari Stewart has absolutely no drip.

by Barry Mccocinher April 16, 2021

Absolute cunt

A person who acts like Jim

That guy is an absolute cunt

by Dike1 April 25, 2023

Absolute veapon

When you've reached the pinnacle of physical and mental fitness. You're overall being is overwhelming to those around you. People question your existence to the point where they ask how do you do it?!

Too Strong.

Example 1:
Person 1 : You seen that guy over there lifting those weights
Person 2: Yeah there an absolute veapon

Example 2:
Person 1: Is he eating raw meat?
Person 2: Oo yeah he's an absolute veapon that's why!

by Aveapon72 March 2, 2020