Julian Smith

Can only be described as totally awsome. Is a name for any body you look up to or want to be. Is also the only human form of Chuck Norris.
ex.

I want to be just like Julian Smith.
by flurpel November 26, 2010
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Jacqui Smith

The current home secretary of the United Kingdom. Also goes by the nickname of, "crazy fascist bitch", because of her persistent attempts to turn Britain into a police state. She is completely incompetent and unfit for her job, she is a threat to our fundamental rights and should be sacked for the things shes done.

One of her many insane plans is to introduce a database that records all internet search data, all emails and all mobile phone calls. If thats not fascistic, then i dont know what is. Luckily this has recieved huge backlash from the public and other MPs, so hopefully the evil bitch will be out of office before she gets a chance to implement this.

She also lied about the crime rate in the UK, telling us that serious crimes like murder, rape and assault were down, when in actual fact they have been going up each year. Her excuse was that crimes had been underreported (whatever that means), but its most likely a lie, just because she cant admit that shes fucked the country up herself.

Bitch.
Jacqui Smith: "Every home will be fitted with cctv so we can monitor everything you do. You wont be allowed to leave your house without permission from the home office. This is to combat terrorism, it has nothing to do with the fact that im a crazy power mad whore".

The general public: "Fuck you Smith! we wont do what you tell us, enough is enough, EVERYBODY RIOT, OVERTHROW THIS FASCIST REGIME!!!!"
by FUCK YOU JACQUI SMITH December 20, 2008
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robert smith

literally the coolest guy ever. slays all day. nobody could EVER be as cool. also his voice is so unnaturally calming omfg
by asp3ntree June 29, 2022
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G Smith

Acronym for a mack daddy of a pimp. If you're G Smith, watch out...there's probably a chick behind you that wants to rub your jimmy until it spits. Guys...grab your girl and your wallet, cause G Smith will walk away with both of them.
Damn...G Smith is cooler than me...and you...unless you are G Smith.
by gdacanuk August 4, 2010
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Cunt Smith

"I saw your misses at the local Cunt Smith the other day"
by Hank2000 January 29, 2009
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Loukas Smith

A kid who is bad a Rainbow 6 Siege, but thinks he's good.
Kid: I'm so good a rainbow 6 siege!
Other Kid: No you're not stop being a Loukas Smith
by SinJinBinBen February 4, 2019
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Leroy Smith

A viral ad campaign launched by Nike. In the ad, they claim that Leroy Smith led to Michael Jordan's success. They then have a promo for a fake instructional video line. The initial ads will make no reference to Nike. Later on, the campaign's link to Nike will be revealed.
by EAL2351 June 13, 2009
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