Misty Thicket Picnic

The graphic act of putting cheesecloth over a midgets face before proceeding to ejaculate on the cloth after not drinking water and eating only cheese for several days.

I’m into this new chick but she’s a little short. Going to give her a misty thicket picnic later tonight

by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles August 30, 2023

i like misty because she got big tits

people debate over who is better, officer jenny or Nurse joy… it is desired, misty is hot

eden: who is your favourite pokémon character

george:I like misty (she has big tits)

i like misty because she got big tits

by just a pokémon “fan” November 1, 2021

Misty Sunrise

(Verb)
When you wake someone up by peeing on them.

I banged this chic last night and when I woke up she was still there, so I gave her a Misty Sunrise.

by EvryWmnzFntsy November 21, 2020

Father John Misty

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer

I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church

by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 3, 2024

Misty Winter

The act of urinating into someones rectum on a cold day, and them farting it out all over the room

"i gave my girfriend a misty winter last night"

by penaltube June 14, 2015

Misty

The only reason you'd ever play Black Ops 2.

"Yo bro! Misty's got a huge rack on her!"

by MisterOsbam October 20, 2023

misty johnson

A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.

Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.

by BlastMasta February 15, 2020