Low Budget Bidet

A Low Budget Bidet is one of 2 things a really cheap Bidet or a Squirt Bottle
Damn After That Taco bell Supreme burrito crunch I need to wash my asshole with a Low Budget Bidet
by Q tron15 August 27, 2021
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Reverse Bidet

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.
1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
by SpankyJones September 04, 2020
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Reverse Bidet

The act of simulating a woman's vagina with your fingers to the point of orgasm in such a vigorous manner that she ejaculates and defecates herself at the same time.
Johnny pulled a reverse bidet on Sally last night and she was completely embarrassed, they had to throw away the sheets.
by FkcdOffCO July 13, 2022
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Reverse-bidet

When a man is urinating in a toilet and uses his stream of piss to pressure wash streaks of poop off the bowl.
I clean my toilet using the reverse-bidet method.
by Darthvader45 November 02, 2020
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Reverse-Bidet

When guys clean the shit stain inside their toilets by pissing on it
Mom: Wow your toilet is very clean
Son: thanks mom I've been doing the reverse-bidet
by poopoopeepeeclap June 15, 2022
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Skibidi Bidet

A version of the popular meme among mostly gen alpha "skibidi toilet" except it sprays water at you
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im so sorry for writing that
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 04, 2024
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To bidet

A sexual act in which one person lies on the bed with a mouthful of water while the partner places their anus on top of the mouth. The partner on the bed then squirts water up at the anus, cleaning it and providing maximum pleasure
"my anus was pretty dirty the other day, so I got Stacy to bidet me, it was glorious"
by Peter bidet February 04, 2019
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