rooting for truffles

Function: verb

Etymology: term originally associated with truffle-hunting sows, who use their snouts to nuzzle the precious fungus from the earth. Pigs communicate their sexual availability to other pigs via the steroid that truffles contain.

1. the sexual act normally associated with cunnilingus involving the rubbing of one's nose against one's partner's clitoris 2. to perform such an act
Sally: Hey dude what's up with your nose? Are you getting a cold or something?
Mark: Nah I was up all night rooting for truffles.
Sally: Whoa, your girlfriend is one lucky gal!
by Alana Post October 14, 2005
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Flap Truffle

When you're eating a girl out and find some toilet paper in her snatch.
Man, I was eating out that girl I met at the bar and she had a huge chunk of flap truffles in her snatch.
by Funny guy 420 February 17, 2017
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porn truffle

The articles of printed pornography found by chance in woods and waste ground by British children in the pre-internet age.
Where'd you get that mucky mag?

It's a porn truffle I found down in the woods.
by Jambo Tallahassee January 01, 2018
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Truffle drag

After making truffle butter and it on ya nuts then drag it across her face
The other day Johnny did the truffle drag on me.
by Dickwad21 June 06, 2022
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black truffle

The funk found underneath the balls near the taint of an un-washed male.
After several days without a shower, I could smell the distinctive Black Truffle funk lingering up from under my balls when ever i un zipped to take a piss. A quick scratch and sniff of my taint confirmed it in fact was there.
by drdirty September 10, 2013
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Truffle Face

When eating truffles gives you an orgasm.
Oh my god did you see Courtney’s truffle face last night?! We can’t go into that restaurant ever again...
by trufflebois January 19, 2019
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Truffle hunting

Whilst licking your Mrs turd cutter you can also do her a favour by seeing if she has started getting the farmer Giles yet
"Babe wanna go truffle hunting tonight ? I'm sure my turd cutter is unusually itchy"
by Young Frankie January 22, 2022
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