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gentlemen never sail to windward

"nice-guys don't go for anal"
Chantal: I thought gentlemen never sail to windward.
Rodriguez: I'm no gentleman, baby.
by Carl Figleaf August 14, 2022
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sail the ocean

To finger/caress/play with a partner's body while receiving nothing back.
I heard that Tom was going to sail the ocean with Stacy.
by lb180 October 11, 2022
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sails and service

What a marine-supply store offers.
I always shop locally for all my boating needs; they have exceptional sails and service.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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Sail

Slang for suicide, or a suicide attempt. Similar to the slang associated word, "off, offed, offing".
"Yeah did you hear? That guy sailed"
by Nomicaluran December 23, 2023
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Mud Sailing

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.
Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.
by Jermeiser October 6, 2016
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Sailed the bay

Having used the website "Pirate bay"
Dad what are torrents? Ah, yes I sailed the bay many times in my youth. You Spotify kids would never understand.
by Wolvesofthenight March 30, 2025
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