A Sail

Term referring to when two straight guys rent a sail boat to engage in homosexual sex acts. Originating from the DMV area, particularly where sailboat rentals are available.
Could I tempt anyone with a sail? - a closeted homosexual
by DMV317 February 22, 2023
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Sailing the cart

Used when referring to a golf cart that has been taken off of (specifically) private property and driven down public roads illegally.
1. I saw Buddy sailing the fucking cart down the street like a champion who gave zero fucks.

2. Bill asked “how will we be getting there?” And Michael answered “fucking sailing the cart boiii !!!”
by harry pot May 15, 2018
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Sailing

sail·ing
/ˈsāliNG/
The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.
Sailing is my friend's hobby, but I can never figure out why he does it every weekend.
by TheValGal November 12, 2023
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Sailing

“I was sailing my side and my main hoe called my phone, I watched the phone ring”
by Basharrr January 12, 2023
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Mud Sailing

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.
Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.
by Jermeiser February 03, 2016
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clam sailing

When a woman with a skirt and no underwear (or naked) stands over a vent that's blowing air.
Marilyn Monroe was holding her skirt down because she was clam sailing to dry off.
by DoomEngin33r March 31, 2017
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Chantal: I thought gentlemen never sail to windward.
Rodriguez: I'm no gentleman, baby.
by Carl Figleaf August 15, 2022
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