๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐ค ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐ฉ๐จ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ช๐๐ก๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐ค๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ฉ๐ง๐ฎ/๐จ๐ช๐จ ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐๐ฉ๐ฎ
๐๐ช๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค ๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐จ๐๐๐ง๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ช๐ ๐๐ฃ poptart
by 23๐จ๐๐๐๐ฎ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐13 July 14, 2022
Get the poptartmug. A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity
God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
Get the Poptart Johnmug. Chad: โwhen Jenna came over last night bro, I made her a โpoptartโโ
Alex: โIโve made tons of girls a โpoptartโ dude, youโre not even close to my number.โ
Alex: โIโve made tons of girls a โpoptartโ dude, youโre not even close to my number.โ
by _hunny_ December 13, 2018
Get the Poptartmug. by kkkpattycake September 27, 2020
Get the Poptartingmug. n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.
Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."
by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013
Get the Swedish Poptartmug. by d.a.t April 7, 2008
Get the poptartmug.