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๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™œ๐™œ๐™–๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™๐™ค ๐™œ๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฅ๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™จ ๐™–๐™ง๐™š ๐™œ๐™ช๐™ž๐™ก๐™ฉ๐™ฎ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™›๐™–๐™œ๐™œ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ง๐™ฎ/๐™จ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™–๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ซ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ฎ
๐™›๐™ช๐™˜๐™  ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™ฎ๐™ค ๐™ฅ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™  ๐™จ๐™๐™ž๐™ง๐™ฉ ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐™›๐™ช๐™ ๐™ž๐™ฃ poptart
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Poptart John

A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity
God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*

Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*

Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future

Police receiving call:

Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again

Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway

*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
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Poptart

When a guy ejaculates on a woman, coating her in a โ€œglazeโ€ just like a poptart.
Chad: โ€œwhen Jenna came over last night bro, I made her a โ€˜poptartโ€™โ€

Alex: โ€œIโ€™ve made tons of girls a โ€˜poptartโ€™ dude, youโ€™re not even close to my number.โ€
by _hunny_ December 13, 2018
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poptart

my poptart was a great sandwich
by the frsh god June 19, 2021
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Poptarting

sorry Seth I didn't wanna nut on the couch last night so I poptarted "poptarting"
by kkkpattycake September 27, 2020
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Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.
Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."
by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013
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poptart

a slang word for e tard created by D.A.T
"Kay has turned into a DAMN poptart"
by d.a.t April 7, 2008
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