Spank the Hamster

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.
by fubsish August 14, 2009
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Stringy Hamster

The stringy hamster is where a woman is menstruating and the male who hasn't shaved in a few days puts his face next to her vagina and her blood leaks on to his face resembling a violated hamster
Sometimes i wish we could share a Stringy Hamster
by SHENZILLA December 16, 2010
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Hamster Hump

"She put her hair in pigtails, so I hamster humped the crap out of her."
by Matt H. October 06, 2004
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Hamster House

A hamster forum with an ever-growing community of hamster lovers. It is made up of people of all ages and from all over the world. The members are intelligent and welcoming. It is loosely moderated and therefore more fun than other hamster forums. All of the members worship Almi, their hamster God.
Almi pwns Hamster House.
by Almipwns March 31, 2009
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Guilty Hamster

The sexual act of placing a dead rodent in a condom, freezing for 3 hours, and inserting into the rectum (Usually male). Most often used in fraternities and other college parties. Very similar to the Alaskan Pipeline.
Larry: Mike, do you have any dead hamsters laying around?

Mike: Of course, my friend, why?

Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'

Mike: Certainly!
by JaLiv6 December 31, 2010
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Hamster Death

To die in a pathetic, stupid, and most often anticlimactic way. As many pet hamsters (sadly) do.
“They built them up as a terrifying villain for the whole show, only to have them killed in one hit from a kid!”

“Wow, what a hamster death.”
by MinisculeCakes May 30, 2022
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hamster nuts

Giannas hamster has fat fuckin hamster nuts man they are huge
by epiccockmaster69 October 03, 2021
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