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Amazonian Darwinism

When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.
Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"

Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."
by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023
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Darwin Award

She won a Darwin Award for sticking a fork in a toaster.
by anonymous February 12, 2023
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darwin

When an establishment closes due to management and staff not agreeing on a contract.
Hey, did you hear about that coffee shop down the block? It was darwin'd. Just couldn't come to an agreement, so they had to shut down.
by Chaitan February 22, 2023
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Darwin

macOS really has a huge crush on Darwin, many times it's been inside its yk what
by purple lemon May 10, 2023
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Darwin Plum

When you put your balls in her mouth and then shit on her eyes.
Jenny has pink eye because Darryl gave her the Darwin Plum.
by The big fat shark May 10, 2023
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financial darwinism

The power of money, or its lack, to determine who gets to reproduce. Whereas in the past this was decided perhaps by physical toughness, ingenuity and resourcefulness in surviving, modern society has coldbloodedly decided who gets to reproduce by separating us by those who can afford to and those who cannot. A possible synonym would be late stage capitalism. One solution is throwing oneself on the mercy of the government, risking social disrespect in the process.
Guy: Hey friend, why no kids?
Friend: Couldn't afford it. It's not mine or God's fault. It was financial darwinism.
by old observer November 20, 2023
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Darwin

He may be a walking troll but hes the most amazing entertaining friend to play games with and talk to.
Person1:Hey yk Darwin right?
Person2: Yea that dude whos always trolling people.
by itsalyssa_j November 21, 2023
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