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cannon wheels

"I fucked her deep last night, I was right up to my cannon wheels"
by sijeff December 2, 2007
mugGet the cannon wheelsmug.

Muffin Cannon

A specially designed piece of equipment specially made to distribute painfully delicious muffins with concussive force into the face of an unsuspecting person.
DUDE! Did you just see that guy gun down that small child with his muffin cannon?!

Random Lady: Look at that lovely man shooting flavor filled death brining muffiny goodness to all the small children of the world.
by Venumb77 January 30, 2010
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Stuff the Cannon

This when you go to your Dr. or clinic to get an STD check. The gigantic elephant Q-tip they use to ram inside of your Johnson is very similar to the force and action exhibited by soldiers, pirates, and other cannoneers.
Wade: Holy Fuck man what happened to you last night.

Dick: Man I have no fucking clue, after destroying all of those beers yesterday and taking about 15 valium I blacked out.

Wade: Jesus

Dick: Yeah I woke up with a dirty crack whore in my bed but couldn't find a condom anywhere.

Wade: Uh-0h sounds like its time to Stuff the Cannon.

Dick: You said it man
by LouieKablooie June 19, 2009
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Twat Cannon

The KSG shotgun from COD:Black Ops 2. the Ultimate 'Twat Cannon.'
420 Kush
Someones using the f*cking Twat Cannon.
by Steve Croft November 3, 2014
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bt cannon

A bt cannon is an opener/strategy in tetris, which is a tsd followed up by a tst, then a c spin, then possibly a perfect clear end. While not as useful in versus games, it is definitely op in blitz/ultra mode
"i got 200k+ score in tetr.io blitz just by doing bt cannon"
by Umeko_uwu January 21, 2021
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Italian Cannon

When a man inserts fried meatballs (must be made by a nonnie or grandmother) into a woman's vagina and forces her to "fire" them at his mouth.
EX:
Justin: "I shoved those meatballs into my girl's pussy and she popped them at my face."
Dustin: "Dude, was she Italian?"
Justin: "Yeah! It was an Italian Cannon!"
by J3S5U5 November 30, 2014
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Stink Cannon

1.5 or more grams of marijuana rolled into one 1 1/4 zig-zag.
We're going on a ride to burn a stink cannon.
by Broski420 April 21, 2010
mugGet the Stink Cannonmug.

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