Blueberry Surprise

To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.

Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blueberry surprise! Then told that bitch to make me a sandwich."

Hugo - "Nice dude."

by BrokenCYDEisCool July 26, 2009

Blueberry Taco

When you pound a girl so hard that the inside of her puss is either bruised or injured in some way. That's a blueberry taco. Good game, vagina.

I nailed Jen so hared last night that she got a Blueberry Taco -- she'll be out of action for awhile...

by DAFTONE4401 May 08, 2009

Blueberry Squeeze

The Flavor Of My Boyfriend’s Cum.

“Nathan’s cum tastes like blueberries.”
“Give Me Your Blueberry Squeeze Baby.”

by Danyelle5703 February 19, 2018

Blueberry Dreamsicle

When you shove a bunch of blueberries in your partner's mouth, and then face sex them and nut.

A gave that girl a blueberry Dreamsicle!

Guy: what kind of snack do you want?
Girl: Blueberry Dreamsicle 🥴

by FangKurei July 01, 2022

blueberry teabag

Placing the ballsack(while suffering from blueballs) on a person's face, as close to the mouth or surrounding area as possible while the mouth is open

He gave his wife a blueberry teabag last night.

by Dmamc November 28, 2021

Poisonous Blueberry

After anal sex, the guy shoves his hand up the girls but and pulls out his poop covered hand, then shoves it in the girls mouth.

After taking it in the Ass, Peter decided to shove his hand up there. At first i thought he was gonna give me a Rusty vending machine but when I tasted his hand, I knew it was a Poisonous Blueberry

by simpleton98 December 21, 2012

blueberry chunk

Noun: An ass on a girl with scars that make it feel like a blueberry

Was pounding her in doggy when I grabbed a hold of those blueberry chunks. Busted immediately.

by Flaselgoic24 November 06, 2022