December 20th

International Kretzy day

The day a wonderful person called Kretzy was born

Person 1: do you know what day it is today?
Person 2: no? Is it a special day?
Person 1: It's December 20th, the international Kretzy day!

by Kretziz December 20, 2021

October 20th

National Sex Day
Get Yo Ass Some Pussy Foe
You Down Bad

Its October 20th Bae Lemme Get Some Pussy

by NotYun lol October 20, 2020

October 20th

International "Send a booty pic" Day

"Yo bro i can't wait for October 20th to flex this fat ass on people"

by Crunchysoup October 20, 2021

June 20th

June 20th is national send nudes day with no catches relationships or screen shots

‘It’s June 20th’ ‘🔴 snap there you go’

by Hazza12321 June 20, 2022

May 20th

May 20th is national suck Edwards dick day and a birthday of a badass.

On May 20th we will party hard.

by DancingQueen829 October 15, 2019

May 20th

Did you really look up your birthday?? You self absorbed prick. Disgusting. I pity the weak like you. What?? Did you want a definition about your birthday? Go get stuck to the floors at your local Burger King.

Wow that guy with the May 20th birthday got stuck to the floor again. Go get the spatula to pry em off.

by JesSUCCa October 20, 2019

February 20th

National Non Gay day

February 20th is a day where everybody has to be non homo and if you are you are punished

by TheSaltySoviet October 16, 2019