Old bag

Ugly old lady

You are an old bag, with old bag titties.

by goeatbugs April 21, 2015

old timey

Of a nature of times past. Rarely replicated in our modern world. Folksy. Often this term is used to describe some thing or process that is not modern. However, it can also mean something that is of uncompromising quality.

Person 1: How come your contractor doesn't use a nailgun to frame? Why does he insist on using his hammer?

Person 2: I guess he's old timey.

by D'Wayne Giles July 3, 2008

an old fashioned

a hand job.

Randy "I haven't had an old fashioned in a long time."

by Gdcmember November 20, 2010

old traffordish

The special rules apply in the home games of Man Utd, in favour of them by the referees.

Coined by Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger.

The penalty decision was "Old Traffordish". (by Arsene Wenger)

by mook8 September 24, 2009

old girlfriend

You hate her, but you still kind of love her.

Mixed feelings about an old girlfriend

by GSDboy January 15, 2013

old potatoes

A saying to make something seem less desirable, or something that is past it's prime

Craig wasn't interested in Alisha any longer, she's old potatoes

by oldpotatoes March 4, 2019

old squeaker

A highly-potent, silent-but-deadly fart that is allowed to escape in the workplace.

We thought Laurie's face was bright red because she had been fake-tanning again. However, upon stepping out into the front of the office it was apparent that Jason delivered another old squeaker.

by Mike Payne May 2, 2008