Megan

Megan is a pretty popular name for a girl. But not all Megans are the same. If you’re lucky, Megan is a pretty, funny, and chill girl. She is relatable and is known for having a vry thicc doggo. So thicc in fact, that it is difficult at times to fit the whole pupper into one photo. Megan is also tall, but not weird tall. She is pretty popular among kids at school. In other words, everyone knows Megan.

Guy 1: yo who’s that new girl over there?
Guy 2: you fucking retard she’s not new!
Guy 1: damn sorry!
Guy 2: that’s megan!
Guy 1: wait... THEE megan?
Guy 2: yes, thy megan
Guy 1: oh yeah i’ve heard about her
Guy 2: yeah, i think she’s pretty cute
Guy 1: that’s deadass what everyone says
Guy 1: but u ain’t wrong tho...

by BillieEilishIsHot July 29, 2019

Megan

Megan is the type of girl to get a jar of pickles at a gas station and say she watches Bluey even though she is a grown ass adult. Also she got me sweet tea instead of diet soda one time and I'll never forgive her.

Megan and hotdog were hanging out last weekend! ONG

by charlottenunez March 2, 2023

Megan

A Beautiful and amazing girl . She has lots of Secrets and she can keep a relationship for a long period of time and an amazing person to be around and short

Yooo I saw Megan in the hall and omg she’s soo cute amazingly adorable

by LITGANG235 November 4, 2018

Meganism

The narcissistic manipulation of others which results in one being ridiculed, demeaned and argued with on a daily, weekly and monthly basis. Commonly leading to one feeling helpless, lost and alone. One subjected to meganism is under anothers total control.

Sally's meganism keeps Jim feeling helpless to change his life for the better most of the time.

by The Godfather 2017 December 31, 2021

Megan

A little whore who steals peoples man’s

Kayla: yeah she is a home wrecker she fucked my man
Sharron: no babe that ain’t no homewrecker that’s deffo a Megan

by Shallyhamstring March 14, 2022

Megan

Gets really good maths test results even though everyone else in the class does terribly

Pretty good at moshing and has a cool beabadoobea beanie

Person: Hi
Megan: Okay

by Baldmartinlover369 December 9, 2019

MEGAN

Dirty , street walking , sucking dick for 5 dollars trick.... Is a carrier of blue waffle pussy. Home wrecker with no self respect and will absolutely give your husband crabs !!!!

Jason , I heard you got crabs from MEGAN.

MEGAN will suck your dick for $2.50 she needs to pay the homeless shelter so they don't put her out 😂

by Divorce Bitch June 18, 2022