Champagne Bottle

When you give your girl laxatives and you do anal and you pull out her diarrhea will spew upon your body representing a champagne bottle opening

Yo why do you stick yea bro, my girl and I did a champagne bottle

by Hasaf August 26, 2019

Champagne coochie

The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.

I heard Jane couldn't get the job done with Joe last night. Bad case of champagne coochie

by Shelbs B. May 3, 2021

pour champagne

To celebrate.

My football team won state, so we began to pour champagne.

by EggFooYung October 18, 2011

Tyler Champagne

He is such a sexy boy i swear

Tyler champagne is such a hot boy

by isobrae September 5, 2019

champagne of champions

The Champagne of Champions is another way to describe the orgasm of male masturbation

Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument

Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me

Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?

Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions

Man 1: HAH, yessir

by JewishGld April 3, 2020

The Champagne Method

Where you have a hard shit then it pops out (a very smallll hard cork shaped shit) and then it all liquid shit coming out. Like a champagne bottle.

Bro, don't look at that toilet! I took a shit and used the Champagne method. You mean you did in the style of The Champagne Method? Like a Champagne Shit bro.

by Madame DJ January 5, 2013

champagne cork

When a guy is fucking someone in the ass, and pisses inside the butthole. As piss fills the rectal cavity, pressure builds, and ultimately the cork pops, spewing urine back out the ass.

Wanda was into some kinky shit. As I got her in the ass, I began pissing until POP goes the champagne cork and I couldn't hold it in there any longer.

by AEROSE August 18, 2016