smack a hoe

"Smack A Hoe": To preform a viscious back handed smack to the face of an unruly piece of ass or otha brotha.

1. Bitch do I need to jump across this table and "Smack A Hoe"!

by Drew Collins June 01, 2006

smack the walrus

The act of smacking a squirter's soaking wet vagina, after or at the end of ejaculation...causing the ejaculate to spray everywhere!

My girlfriend loves for me to smack the walrus as she is finishing her orgasm...

by Freaky Fast Freddy Fingers October 16, 2009

i'd smack that

saying that females use when they find someone of the opposite sex attractive. This is the version of "I'd tap that" centered at mainly males.

"He's hot. I'd smack that."

by Erinnnnn May 10, 2006

smacking oranges

it could mean anything from moose noises to a bi-polar walrus. And everything in between.

But seriously, are you smacking oranges later beacuse I got things to do.

by SURRETO November 04, 2010

Smack Bath

Taking a bath as hot as you can after downing a bottle of red, half a glass of jaeger and listening to grunge to fully replicate what it feels like to take smack

After a day like today all I need is a smack bath and an early night

by WAGWANNN February 08, 2015

crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat rooms, etc.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch-u February 19, 2009

Witten Smack

A witten smack is when you take a wet kitten and smack somebody across the face with it. If you do not have a wet kitten in hand feel free to lick the back of your hand and give the person a good backhand to the face. It was invented by a coupple of bored teens that decided to have a wet kitten fight.

Girn:Oh my gwash I'm like so hot and like everyone loves me!!!
Guy:You better shut up before I witten smack you!

by Killzark March 24, 2009