et

An asshole alien with a large finger that it uses to violate innocent men, women, children, and doggies alike.
Someone: Oh my God, an Alien! Noooo!!!

ET: C'mere bitch! ET PHONE HOME ON DAT ASS

by lifesucks1235 September 26, 2018

et

every time

"you do dis et"

by Lednjejhhrfhsh October 21, 2022

where et er

Where are you

You don’t know where your mum is so you ask ‘where et er’

by Geoff Maltby AKA the Oracle July 18, 2019

Tog et

To drag a woman back to the kitchen so that she can resume making your sandwich.

Bella: Come at me Edward!
Edward: Tog et, wench.

by polomint27 November 3, 2012

bishob et

A man of zero wealth and gets no bitches who can't stop giving men oral behind his house because of the thrill.

That bishob et wasn't playing around

by Devintheguy June 18, 2023

et

A simple past tense verb of eat, which is notably included in the Scrabble dictionary.

I et some ice cream.

by EtonMess1892 February 21, 2020

ets

ETS/ets: Is a slang version for the sentence “ex-talking stage”. Making “ex-talking stage” an abbreviation can help people who are texting about there ETS save more time typing it out.

Sarah: girl guess what
Lia: wsp?
Sarah: my *ets* just called me
Lia: do NOT call back

by Laytia February 18, 2025