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ass monkeys

when you're surprised
'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'
by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018
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Buttery Ass

According to some people on Call of Duty MW2 a person talking over another is someone who is or ha a buttery ass.
Last night on COD:

Guy 1: Yo you see what happened.....
(Interrupter)

Another Gamer: Hey can yall hear me.

Guy 2: Hey David hut your buttery ass up I can't hear.
by bcford17 November 5, 2010
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Ass-Gina

A female lays on her back, while another female opens said vagina, then a male/female (depends on personal preference) then squats over open vagina, and shits into the opening. The female opening the vagina will close the vaginal flaps, leaving a small piece of the turd inside.
"Hey John, I was thinking we could make an ass-gina"
"Sure Abby, that sounds delicious!"
by Ching Long August 9, 2016
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Ass French Fry

1. Something you call a person, whose being annoying, irritating, and retarted.

2. When a person is being an ass and you need something to mean to call them back.
by Hoovervillenigggaaa June 14, 2018
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Eat Ass

Eating ass is another way to say that an individual or group failed miserably, usually in competition with another individual or group.
“I heard you lost the game!”
“Yeah, we ate ass.”
“That sucks, hopefully you don’t eat ass next week too!”
by bubbagumpy June 7, 2021
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Ass Rape Sunday

the third Sunday in June, a day on which anal sex in particular is honored, especially in Consensual Non-Consenting arrangements

The first known observation of the holiday was on the fifteenth of June, 2008, and is often celebrated in place of, or alongside Father’s Day in the United States
“A happy Ass Rape Sunday, to All Who Celebrate,”
by Perman April 29, 2025
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Ass-Stache

When a male (or woman) eats the ass of their partner and develops a visual ring around their mouth. Occasionally the visual Ass-Stache can be accompanied by a foul scent and may persist for days. There is no known antidote or medical treatment. Victims are advised to scrub affected area with equal parts bleach, water and 3 day old lime rinds.
Eric developed a bad case of ass-stache after going to town on Melanie’s back end last night.
by Three Dollar William August 5, 2023
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