Cobbin my Knob

The act of using my erect penis like a corn cob

Me and the boys went out clubbing last night. I saw jesse’s mom on the dance floor. By the end of the night she enjoyed my butter after cobbin my knob!

by PeteyPaplo February 11, 2023

Not My Noodles

When a problem, incident, or faulty solution to a problem is of no concern to you.

That mess is not my noodles.

by threeleggedcentaur January 1, 2025

Pee my socks

When you can’t hold your pee too much you go in your socks and Piss

Timmy: I need to use the restroom cuz my dad holding the line hmmmmmm let me pee my socks *pees in socks*

by Peeong socks is ducky f good July 14, 2022

Honey On My Mind

When you're thinking of sweet things.

Man I walked into that candy shop and I got honey on my mind.

by YehNameJeff June 28, 2016

take my sad out for lunch

Self care activities done to try and combat a depressy phase

Ive been so low this week, i’m going to take my sad out for lunch

by waltermagnolia June 16, 2023

yk my body

you know what i would do and you know that i can do that and that im like that.

“Yo you got that” whatttt yk my bodyyuyu

by Mr ykmybody October 29, 2025

Fisting my Tiramisu

Punching a dessert or taking the piss

Jamie, stop doin that...you fisting my Tiramisu?

by Kendotronic3000 February 9, 2022