Ass Freeze

When the toilet paper touches the water and by the time you get to that wipe it surprises you

I pulled off too much toilet paper it accidentally touched the water by the time I ended up wiping I got an ass freeze

by Pebbles & Bam Bam October 1, 2022

Born with his ass facing to the moon

It's a Brazilian expression used to describe a person who is very lucky in life.

In a period in time where a caesarean delivery was not a commont practice, a baby who was born legs first (beeing pulled by it's legs first and not by it's head) usually would not survive the operation, so any baby who was born legs first (with his ass facing to the moon) and survived was considered lucky

I can't believe he won that car, he was definitely born with his ass facing to the moon

by Luska75 October 6, 2022

Eat ass

When you eat someone's ass

I like to Eat ass

by Okuma's_pain October 7, 2022

sonic shit eating ass

somone or something that wants you ass fuck off

"come on you sonic shit eating ass you know you want me"

by sonciciciceas October 7, 2022

Ass balls

when you mean balls and ass too

i want your moms big juicy ass balls

by cockandballs500 October 9, 2022

National grab ass day

Walk up to your crush and grab his/her's ass

Boy: SLAPS
Girl: Hey! why did you do that
Boy: its National grab ass day
Girl: Oh okay, My turn

by Unknown Savior2234 October 10, 2022

Double Ass-blast

The act of receiving an ass-blast but the giver blows crack cocaine smoke in the anus first, then continues into an ass-blast.

Babe, do you want a regular or a Double Ass-blast?

by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022