"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025
Get the Half a Horseshoe in my Assmug. by chicken meat300 September 2, 2019
Get the grab ass daymug. by Jkaeagle July 28, 2020
Get the ass carmug. by Badapple187 July 12, 2022
Get the Ass gasketmug. by F.Courier December 15, 2015
Get the broke assmug. Auto correct classic, auto correct turned giraffes ass into " Griffith ass" ., high , higher than a giraffes ass, smoked to much weed .Griffin meaning imaginary animal with the body and hind legs of a loin, the head and wings of an eagle.
by Mellynn February 23, 2015
Get the Griffith Assmug. They just want to grab girls asses they can’t get no girl that’s y they make these up fucking hell is this how much people have no girls😂
by Umair Ali February 24, 2020
Get the Fake grab ass yearmug.