Steve’s Dick

When something is so giant or massive

That guys dick is really big but not as big as Steve’s Dick

by Jeremy Douche Stewart September 7, 2022

Dick pic

Makelovenotdickpics is wr ong and an id iot . Most guys send dick pics as a joke because it’s funny. If it’s flaccid it’s not sexual, nudity isn’t explicitly sexual. If it is then never go to a museum.

Lol someone sent me a Dick pic

by Dickpicsarefunny September 8, 2022

Dick head

Another term for “dummy” or “stupid”

Shut up dick head .

by Da biggest dope head September 9, 2022

Dick Lamp

When a penis so hard it starts to glow and shines like a beacon to guide a sexual partner to the cock.

Amy gave me such a Dick Lamp that she Han no problem finding my cock in the dark room.

by TOTEMIR September 9, 2022

dick move

"Magnus withdrawing from the Sinquefield Cup is the definition of a dick move", says Ben Finegold during a casual stream.
Context:
Magnus Carlsen is the best chess player in the world. After losing a match against a significantly lesser player, Hans Niemann, Magnus withdrew from the tournament. Middle school drama ensued as people began to speculate that Magnus was implicitly calling Hans a cheater.

It's a dick move to withdraw from the cup like that; it's basically unheard of since Bobby Fischer.

by cinf September 9, 2022

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

Dick

Something that you have, but not a big one.

Your dick is small, josh.

by CockSucker69420WasTaken September 9, 2022