Urban Dick

Someone who speaks so much slang that it’s a different language

“D P Chakras Da Zongos Me Longo!”
“What’d he say?”
“I dunno he’s an Urban Dick”

by Pop Candy July 5, 2022

dick

my dad.

kaelyn’s dad is a dick

by weinasniffer July 5, 2022

Plural Dick

Having sex with 2+ dicks.

“Last night I took a Plural Dick! It felt amazing!”

by Olive ^_^ August 8, 2022

Dick-Turd

When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).

That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd

by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022

Welder Dick

Dick that is attached to a man who has mastered metal fabrication and welding. This man will only last about 10 minutes before running out of breath but will deliver the most outstanding performance of his life, leaving you speechless, sore, and satisfied.

Joe: Why is your phone going off all day today?
Jim: I just gave this girl from the bar last night some welder dick
Joe: Damn well mute your phone then

by weldingstan August 8, 2022

Dick

Another word for penis or cock

Damn daddy thats a big ass dick

by Zjniggas August 9, 2022

Risky dick

A dangerously niceee dick. When you want dick that so bad that you would risk anything for it even the possibility of catching feelings for it. Gotta risk it for the biscuit, risk it alllll for that dick!

His got that risky dick that i might fall in love with but i'm gonna fuck it anyway

by OnFreeWaterOffTap August 9, 2022