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My Con con x

Funny but annoying , Immature but bossy , calm but angry .. you're everything that makes me happy in one , your the reason i laugh loud and the strength i need when i feel down . I love all your flaws like the fact you ash on the side - so annoying and fact when your on one soneone gets terrod but for sone reason i end up laighing with you aswell as trying to stop you . Just keep being you , my chicken nugget made from ducks xx
My con con x
by Iloveyoucs May 30, 2022
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My ball

Referring to an individual as “your ball” is essentially claiming them as your own. You wouldn’t want someone dribbling your ball or for your ball to be passed around.
by sassietpantss May 28, 2025
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My Vus

When someone types "bus" wrong and types "vus" instead, and i think thats pretty funny
LMAO
OKG TF
MY VUS
by PPScratcher69 September 29, 2019
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My Father

My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.
“Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”
by ragazzaeatsthepasta December 15, 2021
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blend my socks

When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks

The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage
That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
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by Soulflared April 8, 2022
mugGet the blend my socksmug.
What you tell your bf when you want anal sex
I told liam to anal my kananal until it is painful
by Ava eats cock March 14, 2019
mugGet the Anal my kananal until it is painfulmug.

Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming
*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*
by Bad C dev November 18, 2024
mugGet the Lord in heaven save my soul!mug.

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