Risky dick

A dangerously niceee dick. When you want dick that so bad that you would risk anything for it even the possibility of catching feelings for it. Gotta risk it for the biscuit, risk it alllll for that dick!

His got that risky dick that i might fall in love with but i'm gonna fuck it anyway

by OnFreeWaterOffTap August 9, 2022

Phantom Dick

When after getting your male reproductive organ removed you still feel as if it there, yet you know its not there

Im annoyed at how I can still feel my Phantom Dick after the operation

by Miercolesdecaida August 10, 2022

Flying Dick

when a person gets his dick sucked while tied to a ceiling

I've heard that Derek did the flying dick with lana!

by seniorJackk August 10, 2022

Dick and Balls

Sex

"nice dick and balls"

"Thank you kind ser"

by Batman88944 August 11, 2022

Dick

Trees r dicks.

When I’m plying disc golf and I throw my disc on a great line and a Tree Jumps into my line and messes up my throw then I yell “TREE R DICKS”!!

by Treerdicks.com August 12, 2022

Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick

Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022

Dick Fries

When your girl is married you aren't getting any dick but you know she's getting smashed by her husband and y'all sharing frites at the Red robin

Yo you aren't smashing her but but y'all sharing food, you eating them dick fries.

by Butters1251 August 14, 2022