your mom 

the funniest thing in the whole entire world and the best comeback for everything

"hey what are you doing tn?"

respond with "Your MOM!!!!!!!!!!" #EPICGAMERMOMENT

your mom by super funny sunny October 9, 2021

Your mom 

The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio

“Guess what”
“What”
“Your mom”

Your mom by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

your mother

common joke. you might see your friends saying this..:/

person i: "do you know where the bag of groceries is?" person 2: "in your mother!!!"

your mother by troycat October 12, 2021

your mother

I am doing her rn 😀

I had (devils tango) with your mother

your mother by definitely not spierghost October 13, 2021

Your..online.parent 

There a really cool Person on tik Tok with 6.7k followers and he acts like your online parent and he’s really sweet ☺️

Person 1: have you seen Your..Online.parent ?

Person 2: no who are they?

Person 1: there a really cool person on tik tok you should check out there account

Person 2: ok 🥰

Your..online.parent by Machis_crunchy_cvm_sock October 13, 2021

Your mom 

The hottest person ever

"Damn Tiffeny's lookin so hot tonight"
"Not as hot as your mom"

Your mom by Chikkchiii October 17, 2021

your life 

non existent entity

your life

your life by fingerless_gloves October 28, 2021