Hero: We're so close. If only there were some way to get passed that guard, then we could save Christmas!
Heroine with spectacular breasts: Seriously, is that all? Hey guard! Yeah, do you think this dress is too low-cut?
Generic guard: I can see the face of god.
Heroine: Ok, I think he's distracted.
Say, didn't you used to have two kidneys?
Yeah but some chick was pulling a power girl on me and stole one when I wasn't looking.
Heroine with spectacular breasts: Seriously, is that all? Hey guard! Yeah, do you think this dress is too low-cut?
Generic guard: I can see the face of god.
Heroine: Ok, I think he's distracted.
Say, didn't you used to have two kidneys?
Yeah but some chick was pulling a power girl on me and stole one when I wasn't looking.
by Mendicantwriter November 1, 2009
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I couldn't get all of my poop out until I grabbed the power squeeze bars and clutched so hard that all fecal matter was let loose.
by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010
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The idea that there are determinants and conditions to life beyond self-control or human-control is a spiritual challenge that can be defeating or liberating. Attributing negative/positive determinants/conditions to something greater than one-self is thought to be liberating and alleviating. Hence, ideas of a Higher Power have formed the basis of all spiritual practices and religions.
The term HP detaches itself from preconceived notions and religious elements. God for example, is mistakenly associated with Christianity on an exclusive basis, this is not a necessary association. Hence HP unambiguously removes this association.
The idea that there are determinants and conditions to life beyond self-control or human-control is a spiritual challenge that can be defeating or liberating. Attributing negative/positive determinants/conditions to something greater than one-self is thought to be liberating and alleviating. Hence, ideas of a Higher Power have formed the basis of all spiritual practices and religions.
The term HP detaches itself from preconceived notions and religious elements. God for example, is mistakenly associated with Christianity on an exclusive basis, this is not a necessary association. Hence HP unambiguously removes this association.
Coming to my own conception of a HP = Higher Power has been an eye opening experience for me, since it helped me understand that I'm not responsible for everything that happens, I'm simply a part of something.
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When Larry Flynt turned on his computer and signed into Hustler.com, he was surprised to see that it had been tampered with by a cyber power blaster.
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