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Cancer Cow

A delusional person, like Dee, who claims to have 'beaten cancer' when she is close to dying from it any day now. A tubbo like this hides an illness so people will think they are healthy. What a scam!
Cancer Cow really should 'fess up about her diagnosis.
by Squiggers62 July 24, 2024
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Of cows

A way of saying/pronouncing "of course" for dramatic drawl and humorous effect.
Thanks for the compliment!
Of cows!

Wanna go out tonight?
Of cows. I am down for the cows. (cause)
by LingDanc803 August 20, 2023
mugGet the Of cowsmug.

Leanto cow

Any cow that can stand straight upright on a hill side and you can get city friend to believe it.
City friend: how do the cows stand straight on the hill side like that? You: There a Leanto cows "Lean-two" there legs are shorter on one side so they can stand straight and not tip over.
by aolslayer September 26, 2017
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King Cow

A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.
Person 1: "What the fuck is Alec doing?"
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
by Ldread June 1, 2023
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Ask the cow!

The antithesis of “no shit, Sherlock!” Used when someone asks you something you obviously wouldn’t know/ have no clue about. A cow would know just as much as you would if asked the same question.
by Lemonysnicketsdaughter April 20, 2024
mugGet the Ask the cow!mug.

Cow corn

A hick woman (barely) who believes everything she learned on a farm. Always a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are only a 3 on their very best day.
She thought she was peaches and cream but she was only cow corn.
by Boomgoo January 24, 2021
mugGet the Cow cornmug.

when someone is cooler than the cow

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"
by anonymous October 6, 2022
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