Mud Gripping

The act of shitting into your palms and pressing them together so that each hand is evenly coated, upon frosting thy palms you then proceed to aggressively masturbate to orgasm while breathing only through your nose.

Had to take scissor lift past a window at work last night and saw a Tranny in there cranking hog with shit covered mitts! I actually witnessed someone MUD GRIPPING in the wild!

by SkumKrank August 27, 2025

Mississippi Mud Tug

Jerking off while pooping

“Kody has a Mississippi Mud Tug after dinner.”

by KennisisLakePrankster November 15, 2025

Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023

Mud Bunny

When a girl (usually white) likes going into the mud and drinking Twisted Teas.

That girl is wrestling around in the mud, she must be a mud bunny!

by Zootyz April 24, 2024

East Carolina Mud Slider

This is when you keep the lid closed on the toilet sit down and shit on the lid making the surface slippery with your shit you slide off onto the floor.

Dude I was mad at my girlfriend so I did a East Carolina Mud Slider in her bathroom.

by Dad Herpies April 18, 2016

F-mud

Similar to fml but stands for f* my useless (university) degree.

The person using the phrase F-mud more likely than not is a pragmatist and understands that their social science degree is worth almost absolutely nothing unless it's followed by a master's degree in something like law.

by Sexydimma December 12, 2022

Skeg in the Mud

A nautical double entendre referring to anal sex.

I think my girl wants the skeg in the mud tonight.

by goopysoup69 May 14, 2023